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Summerlin’s 104° Forecast: Perfect for Dating Red Flags
Elena Brooks
Jul 9, 2025
🎵 Summerlin Sounds 80s Night & Sidney Patrick
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Honey Salt |
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Hawthorn Grill |
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Mijo Modern Mexican |
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P.F. Chang’s |
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SPONSORED BY SAVE THE DOGGY |
🐶 Meet Juna: The Certified Snuggle Spud |
If a warm baked potato could cuddle, it’d beJuna This 4 year- old velvet house hippo is basically a living weighted blanket with a heartbeat and an occasional snore.
She’s been an absolute angel in her foster home, and here’s why everyone’s obsessed:
❣️ Couch cuddles are her love language 🏡 Totally chill when home alone, zero accidents, zero drama 🚗 Rides like a seasoned road-tripper 🐾 Leash queen and low-key brilliant with basic commands 🛁 Bubble baths? She lives for ‘em
Juna’s currently soaking up love in a foster home but she’s ready for a forever one.
📧 Want to meet her? Email foster@animalfoundation.com and ask for
Warning: You will fall in love. Hard. |
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• Prime Day’s here. Brace for boxes and judgmental delivery drivers. 🛍️
• Stacking season: Tanks on tanks on tanks. Grandma’s confused. 🤔
• That black line on shrimp? Not a spice. Clean it. 🦐
• Say no to this trend 🙅♀️
• Sensitive girlies unite. Oat milk, SPF, no chaos. |
THINKING ABOUT A SUMMER HAIR SWITCH UP? THE VEGAS HAIR DIVA SAYS YES, PLEASE. |
If your hair’s been giving “blah” instead of “bless,” this is your sign. Whether you’re poolside, brunch-bound, or just want to stun in line at Smith’s, The Vegas Hair Diva at Square Salon in Summerlin is here to deliver summer shades that are fresh, flattering, and fabulously low maintenance. No bleach trauma. No weekly root touch ups. Just gorgeous, wearable color that works for you. Here’s what the Diva says to ask for in her chair:
If you’re ready to flirt with the warm side, Chestnut Copper is calling your name, probably in a sultry voice. The Vegas Hair Diva blends cinnamon, chestnut, and amber for a warm reddish brown that’s equal parts cozy and fierce. It’s bold enough to turn heads, but wearable enough that your HOA won’t file a complaint. Think fall vibes with summer attitude.
Want blonde that wows without the drama? Meet Champagne Blonde: a creamy, neutral shade with pearl and beige undertones that feels soft, polished, and not even a little bit brassy. The Diva calls it “the brunch blonde” perfect for any season, any outfit, and every mimosa toast. It’s the anti-platinum: warm, elegant, and totally timeless.
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☀️WEEK WEATHER IN SUMMERLIN☀️
Spoiler Alert: It’s hotter than your HOA group chat during garage sale season.
Wednesday, July 9: 103°F — The sun is not playing. Your sandals? Now griddles.
Thursday, July 10: 104°F — Hydrate or evaporate. That’s the rule.
Friday, July 11: 104°F — Even the cacti are reconsidering their life choices.
Saturday, July 12: 103°F — Great day for pool parties or hiding in Costco’s freezer aisle.
Sunday, July 13: 104°F — Feels like the sidewalk is trying to cook you.
Monday, July 14: 103°F — Don’t wear jeans. Don’t even look at jeans.
Tuesday, July 15: 101°F — Practically breezy. We’re calling it “Desert Spring.”
Wednesday, July 16: 101°F — SPF 50? Cute. Make it 100.
Thursday, July 17: 95°F — BREAKING: Summerlin residents spotted outside voluntarily.
🌙 Overnight Lows: 78°–86°F — Like being hugged by a giant, slightly sweaty throw pillow.
🔥 LOCAL TIP O’ RAMA: • Walk the dog before 8 a.m. or carry them like royalty. • Metal patio chairs = built-in regret. • Keep your Stanley full, your fridge stocked, and your thermostat on “Don’t judge me.” |